Is Your Twitter Brain Big or Smoll? Find Out with Twitter IQ Checker!

Ever Tweeted Something So Dumb It Deserves a Score?

Let’s be real: Twitter (or X, or whatever it’s called this week) is a wild place. One minute you’re dropping galaxy-brained takes on quantum physics, and the next, you’re arguing with a bot about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. (It doesn’t. Fight me.) But what if there was a way to quantify your Twitter brilliance—or lack thereof? Enter my latest creation, the Twitter IQ Checker, a gloriously silly website that analyzes your tweet history and assigns you an IQ score for pure, unadulterated entertainment. Spoiler: it’s about as scientific as a horoscope written by a goldfish, but way more fun.

Picture this: you type in your Twitter username, hit the big shiny “Check My IQ” button, and our magical (read: totally made-up) algorithm combs through your tweets, likes, and retweets. It then generates a score that reflects your Twitter persona’s “intelligence.” Are you a Thread-Posting Thought Leader or a Meme-Sharing Chaos Gremlin? Only the Twitter IQ Checker knows for sure. The best part? It’s all in good fun, designed to make you laugh at your own tweetstorms while maybe, just maybe, questioning your life choices.

How It Works (Or Pretends To)

Here’s the deal: you plug in your Twitter handle, and our site does a deep dive into your public tweet history. Don’t worry, we’re not creeping on your DMs or anything weird like that. The algorithm (which I’m contractually obligated to call “fancy” but is really just a bunch of code having a good time) looks at stuff like your word choice, tweet frequency, and whether you’re out here quoting Nietzsche or posting GIFs of dancing cats. From there, it slaps together a score between 0 and 150, complete with a snarky breakdown of your Twitter vibe. Think of it like a personality quiz, but instead of telling you you’re a “Ravenclaw,” it roasts you for tweeting “YOLO” in 2025.

The results page is where the real magic happens. You’ll get your score, a tongue-in-cheek explanation (like “Congratulations, you’re a Certified Tweet Philosopher!” or “Yikes, you’re one emoji away from a Twitter ban”), and some stats about your tweeting habits. Ever wondered how many times you’ve used the word “vibes” in the last month? Now you’ll know. Plus, you can share your score with your followers to flex your Twitter brainpower—or beg for mercy.

Why You’ll Love It (Or At Least Giggle)

The Twitter IQ Checker isn’t here to actually judge your intelligence. Let’s be clear: nobody’s getting into Mensa with a score based on their retweets of dog videos. This is all about leaning into the absurdity of social media and having a laugh. Whether you’re a Twitter newbie or a blue-check veteran, the site’s got something for everyone. It’s perfect for procrastinating during a boring Zoom meeting, settling bets with friends, or just embracing the chaos of your online existence.

Oh, and did I mention it’s free? No paywalls, no subscriptions—just pure, chaotic fun. So, next time you’re doomscrolling at 2 a.m., head over to the Twitter IQ Checker, type in your username, and brace yourself for a score that’ll either inflate your ego or send you into an existential crisis. Either way, you’re welcome.

So, what are you waiting for? Go check your Twitter IQ and see if you’re the Einstein of hashtags or the court jester of quote-tweets. Just don’t blame me when you realize you’ve been tweeting about tacos for a decade. 🌮